| You know it's going to be a good day when:By Mikka Mackerel |
You think you're clever by fixing yourself a fancy coffee in the office kitchen but when you take a whiff you think it smells like nail polish remover so you can't drink it. (Never mix amaretto flavored creamer and sugar free hot cocoa.)You get your new CD built with all the latest programs only to discover that the fix you really wanted hasn't been made yet and it's a "show stopper." Meanwhile, the Support Manager is bugging you for copies.You get caught stimming at work and are asked, "Are you trying to pull all your hair out so you can go wig shopping?" So you go to your car hoping for a pony tail holder because using an office rubber band is stealing and damaging to your hair. You realize that you will be listening to Smash Mouth all day because you like listening to 1 artist at a time and you have 85 songs from them on your iPod. You know to push the second button on the soda machine for Diet Coke because the first button is always "out".That people will smell the sweet scent of your maple and brown sugar oatmeal and wonder if iHoP opened up next door because something smells like syrup and for some reason that makes you wish you'd picked to listen to Christmas music today. Then you remember that Smash Mouth has a Christmas song called "Better Do It Right" and you skip a few songs to get right to that one.Now you're thinking about starting a Christmas list.You've looked at the software agreement so much that you could quote it as a novelty for work parties. |
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September, 2007
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